Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Stone & Stalin, Sittin' in a Tree...
Do you know your history?
First comes Marx,
Then comes Lenin,
Then comes Stalin's
Thirty years of killin'
Oliver Stone can get busy k-i-s-s-i-n-g my...
And The Slaps Just Keep On Coming
Perhaps we should consider the real effects of being slapped in the face so often and so hard by our leaders. Remember the Three Stooges? Moe would pull that flat hand out of nowhere and find Larry, Curly, Curly Joe or Shemp in a flash. And the sound...SLAP! Currently our leaders are Moe and lately the rest of us have just been Stooges. Let's review...
- During the campaign a candidate told us of his plan to spread the wealth around as if that was just another option for America's future-SLAP!
- During the campaign organizations in support of that candidate used federal dollars to overload the voter roles with fake registrations-SLAP!
- During the inauguration of that winning candidate a black preacher hoped America's yellows would be mellow...that America's whites would do what's right-SLAP!
- Our Attorney General calls all of us cowards when it comes to race, then he fears prosecuting Black Panthers who intimidate voters and promote the killing of crackers and their babies-SLAP!
- During European and Middle East tours, our president apologizes for American History; not the shoddy place it has in our schools, but for our ancestors deeds-SLAP!
- After he took office our president quickly removed a bust of Winston Churchill from the White House. Churchill was half-American and half-British; a man who celebrated America's freedom, now removed to England by a man who apologizes for America-SLAP!
- When the Honduran leadership successfully fought off a bid for a dictatorship in Central America, our White House sided with the dictator wannabe-SLAP!
- On the anniversary of WWII, when the Nazis invaded Poland, our new president abandons the defense of Poland-SLAP!
- Our Homeland Security Leader describes our veterans as extremists-SLAP!
- On the same day they pass the Mysterious but Recognizably Socialist Health Care Bill, Congress officially recognizes Cold War Veterans--the ones who served so we would not become a Socialist state-SLAP!
- When America needs stability to thrive Congress passes bills they did not write or read and they tell America to "wait and see what's in it" before making a judgment-SLAP!
- People buy gold as a defensive measure against monetary policy, then congress tells us in the health care bill-after they passed it of course-that the buying a selling of gold will be heavily taxed-SLAP!
- Congress passes financial reform that ignores the cause of our financial collapse-SLAP!
- Our president signs the Big Government, Big Brother Financial Reform act in a building named in honor Ronald Reagan-SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!
- Our president and others sue Arizona for defending itself-SLAP!
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Couple Corrections for Glenn Beck's Program Today
Beck has less than sixty minutes per show and it seems lately he's trying to read in a short time what I've been reading since the 2004 election worried me. That's when I started researching my novel, a story based on a single question: "If a WWII soldier had been isolated for sixty years and came back before the 2004 election, who would he vote for?" Of course it occurred to me that the old GI would need an education of some sort, so the question changed to: "How would you teach history to a WWII GI who has been isolated since 1944?" The title changed from Mister Crusoe Votes to Educating Finn Larkin. And then Ronald Reagan died during my initial plotting stages, so the novel no longer starts on Memorial Day, but the day Ronald Reagan dies, June 5, 2004...of course it's June 6 for Finn Larkin because his island is west of the International Dateline...but that's not an issue until Chapter Five, when elderly pirates with Soviet-made pistols attack the yacht taking Finn home and...
Friday, June 4, 2010
Recalling Shrek and Other Possible Headlines
Top of the Hour News, June 4, 2010: The American-based McDonald’s recalls millions of Shrek drinking glasses found to contain cadmium, a metal proven dangerous to humans.
Possible Top of the Hour News, November 2010: The American-based Voter has recalled hundreds of politicians found to condone socialism, a mindset proven dangerous to humans.
Possible Top of the Hour News, January 2011: Recently sworn congress recalls legislation that outlaws Edison’s incandescent light bulb because Global Warming contains and condones fraud, deceit and misinformation, conditions proven dangerous to science.
Possible Top of the Hour News, January 2011: Recently sworn congress takes steps to recall the IRS and repeal the 16th Amendment because the Income Tax contains fraud, deceit and misinformation, conditions proven dangerous to constitutional republics.
Possible Top of the Hour News, November 2012: Recently elected president reiterates the intention to recall all paycheck withholding and embedded corporate taxes to replace them with the FairTax, a consumption-based tax proven dangerous to lobbyists and career politicians.
Possible Top of the Hour News, January 2012: Recently sworn congress recalls the 2010 Health Care bill after it was found to contain fascism, proven dangerous to free peoples.
Possible Top of the Hour News, June 4, 2020: Texas Textbook Commission recalls sections added in 2010 that contain references to communist influences in Washington from the 1930s through the 1950s: those sections, proven to be dangerous to Leftist Fifth-Column Histories, will be updated to include the years 1992-2010…
Monday, May 31, 2010
Daddy, I Love Your Soldiers
Today I attached a flag pole to display the Stars and Stripes. I’d planned to include my four-year old—we’ve been discussing Memorial Day and the soldiers who gave, and give, us freedom. Morning plans morphed into other activities and I put the flag up with my daughter busy inside the house. She saw it immediately and pounded on a window to congratulate her dad on a job well done.
Just a few minutes ago she looked out the window and said, “Daddy, I love your soldiers. They can beat all the big monsters…”
I told her they were all of our soldiers and, “That’s why we put the flag up—”
“I didn’t put the flag up,” she said, “…I was eating chocolate chip cookies.”
Politicians, did you hear how not to take credit for something that you didn’t do? Did you feel the honesty and affection and confidence in those little sentences? Did you hear a love of country in a four-year-old? Textbook publishers, is it okay that she understands America is exceptional before she learns about a multitude of other cultures?
Politicians and educationalists alike, you must understand that the fundamentally transformative cultures you wish upon my daughter had to be saved from all the big monsters of the 20th century…by the soldiers my daughter loves…by all of our soldiers.
Remember to consider this, today of all days; that if you make us what the others have been, who will save my daughter from all the big monsters of the 21st century?